Episodes
Saturday Jan 19, 2019
403: Going to Whole Foods to Buy Some Blood
Saturday Jan 19, 2019
Saturday Jan 19, 2019
News episode; topics: Ambrosia // WeWork scandal // the family that started the opioid crisis // the shutdown
Kris got robbed this week, donate to help him get back on his feet!
https://www.gofundme.com/kris039s-recovery-fund-from-getting-mugged
Saturday Jan 12, 2019
402: John Sbarro Really Wants You To Pay More Taxes
Saturday Jan 12, 2019
Saturday Jan 12, 2019
Will unlimited government spending actually cause inflation?
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
401: Pigpen Creates the First Diabetes Plantation
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
We're back to start the new year with an episode we've been teasing for a while, about the history of the colonial sugar trade.
"Boo" sound taken from Tim Kahn on Freesound
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
311: "The Gang Tries to Learn LTV"
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
Tuesday Dec 18, 2018
In this corner, weighing in at 210 IQ, representing the infallible modern future sight of the ghost ideology, Ryan "the greatest epic genius of all time" Salisbury!
And in this corner, weighing in at 209 IQ, representing 150-year old pseudo-intellectual pig slop, Kris "pretty good but not quite as good as Ryan" Nivens!
Ding ding ding!
Here's the (still WIP) article we're talking about
P.S. Guess what, I was right about the Google search URL. This is a useful talent that I am proud of.
Monday Dec 10, 2018
310: If you're by yourself is it called a "onesome"?
Monday Dec 10, 2018
Monday Dec 10, 2018
I poked my head out from my depressive video game hole long enough to record a new episode for youse. Kris was too busy to do the podcast this week, so it's just me, Ryan.
Topics: Host bios // When will the collapse happen? // Private ownership of the MoP // Will automation displace us? // Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Questions from:
Monday Dec 03, 2018
309: Chipotle's Special Sauce
Monday Dec 03, 2018
Monday Dec 03, 2018
Friday Nov 09, 2018
308: The Secret to Immortality
Friday Nov 09, 2018
Friday Nov 09, 2018
In this professional business seminar you will learn all the insider secrets to achieve immortality from longtime immortal millionaires Ryan Salisbury and Kris Nivens!
Topics: Types of businesses, dual power strategy, Berserk, the ethics of leftists doing M&A
Sunday Oct 28, 2018
307: 300,000 Tons of Candy
Sunday Oct 28, 2018
Sunday Oct 28, 2018
It's our Halloween special. We could have gotten into how Halloween was transformed into a candy holiday, but we've been working too hard lately. We talk about the current state of the Halloween business, holiday movies, and what a couple of friend-having Chads we are. Plus, a special surprise story at the end.
Note from Ryan: Before any of you try to own me I said "vaccine for it", not "vaccine fart", my Irish accent came through.
Saturday Oct 20, 2018
306: How to Own Large Boats and Be Friends with Shipping Magnates
Saturday Oct 20, 2018
Saturday Oct 20, 2018
This seminar contains the secrets you need to own the largest shipping company in the world.
Note: When I said "shipping networks were mainly used by states" I should have said "governments" and not "states".
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
305b: Buying Shares of a Colony, pt. 2
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
This'un's about the dang Dutch East India Company. We split it into two parts but we're releasing them simultaneously.
Correction from @trillburne about whether the Batavian Republic happened before or after French invasion:
"Kind of in between. The Patriots rose up after it was already clear the stadhouder was defeated and republican troops were about to overrun the whole country, but before they had actually arrived in the Dutch heartland to occupy the country. it's probably more accurate to call the Batavian Revolution a response to the imminent success of the invasion rather than a response to the occupation"